fuzz and defenestrate it!
i just discovered a fat baby blue book buried under various binders and extra sheets in the huge bankers box labeled “supplies” on my top bunk. it smiled smugly up at me as if to say, “of course you didn’t really forget about me … did you? oh, that’s so … sweet. we’ll just have to be more attentive in the future.”
what it actually says is:
REVIEW OF ALGEBRA AND TRIGONOMETRY
(IN PREPARATION FOR GENERAL PHYSICS I)
after bravely flipping through its hundred pages, however, i sweetly murmured “back at ya” and slammed it shut. however much i may dislike math, i can’t complain about sample problems such as: Find the volume of a cylinder, if the radius is 10 cm and the height is 6 cm. How many liters of liquid can it hold? and that’s on page seventy-five, so it can’t get much worse.
well, folks, that was a relief!
queenmeg85 
Well, Miss Katydid? What is the volume of a cylinder if the radius is 10 cm and the height is 6 cm? (thats a short fat cylinder) and how many liters of liquid can said cylinder hold?
Mad props for saying defenestrate.
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um, all right. it is summer. and although some of us may be business majors, and others of us science majors, there is no need to corrupt our minds with silly equations and useless thoughts. no one actually cares about the volume of a cylinder…and it’s even more unjust that the book is baby blue. please carefully place it back underneath the other supplies, and never poison our innocent minds again!
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