JUUPI!!!!

school is done.

i never have to take another math class in my life. but i will miss the inimitable ray ryan, who apologised profusely to us the day he was a few minutes late for class, assured us that he “wouldn’t burden us” with lengthy proofs, and all in all increased our chances of passing probability by about 40%. (i’m up to my eyeballs in cleverness today.)

now angie and i are indulging in some much needed brain-frying time, the instrument of choice being facebook, of course. photo albums will be the death of us all. do you ever get the feeling that mark zuckerberg is actually an alien who sits at his master control desk monitoring the time and energy we waste on his creation and gurgling with mirth at our eventual demise into brainless blobs without taste, culture, or the ability to think? uh huh, yeah.

if you want a Christmas present from ireland, speak now or forever hold your peace because the shops close in an hour and i’ll be gone before they open tomorrow. actually, you’re all getting one at some stage, whenever i see you … a five-foot-three-and-(a very proud of the)-one-half present that talks and laughs and dances the macarena in public!

(tee-hee.)